Truest advocate of Modi's Swachh Bharat

Date : 9 Jan, 2015
Time : 8 PM
Place : My apartment elevator

You just bought a 64GB Sandisk for your personal use. 64 GB is quite something.  I am sure you know it yourself, if not, given my experience in the networking field, let me explain :

64GB = 65,536 MB = 6,71,08,864 KB = 68,71,94,76,736 B

You certainly love the math right ? Yeah ! Because it takes the focus off the blunder you committed. It is a good thing to show off the flash drive that you got home delivered. But definitely not by unleashing your animal instincts, tearing open the pack with your teeth and leaving the carcass behind inside the elevator.

Lot of kids move around in the apartment. Think of the example you are setting. The house keeping team has to be on duty round the clock because of your act of kindness. You could’ve put it in the bin at your home. Anyway, the bin collectors come in everyday to pick things up at your door step. You could have put it in the common garbage bin which is just few meters from the elevator. But you chose to put away the rubbish in your own stinking, trashy and unflattering style.

Swachh Bharat begins at home. Just FYI.